Savior of the Wanking World

the-gene-pool-needs-chlorine:

I reached 413 followers !! So, in honor of that, I’m going to do a Homestuck- themed giveaway! Please read the rules, they are really important!!

First, let’s talk about prizes!

First prize ==>

A custom, hand- sewn scalemate, made by me!! I use fleece fabric, and have access to any color you can think of. The colors are customisable if you win, and if you’re following me, I’ll base it entirely off of any Homestuck character. 

Second prize ==>

Aradia horns! I made them and never got around to cosplaying her, so, I’m giving them away!! They fit fine and are lacquered, with a gradient- style paintjob.

Third prize ==>

Zodiac rocks! Each sign is Sharpie’d onto an acrylic rock, corresponding with the sign’s blood caste. They all fit in the neat little velvet cinch- bag pictured.

RULES, PLEASE READ CAREFULLY…

• One reblog, only, please!
• Likes don’t count.
• No follows necessary, but there are benefits if you’d consider it!! (Like candy or little things I find and think you’d like)
• I’ll ship anywhere, even outside of the USA.
• If you want your entry counted, please reblog this giveaway with the tag ‘genepoolgiveaway.’ You won’t be entered unless you do!
• The giveaway ends May 18th, 2013, so you guys have a long time to reblog it!!
• The winners will be picked via random number generator, but only if you tagged it with ‘genepoolgiveaway.’
• The winners will be messaged, and if there is no response within 24 hours, more will be picked.
•  Please, please, PLEASE TAG IT!!!!!

Have fun; good luck!!!!!!!  ★~(◡‿◕✿)

thatismycreed:

Hello I’m Rosie and this is my 200 follower givaway!!  I have no clue why I have 200 followers, but you are all pretty awesome, even the ones who don’t ever even reblog anything from me.  Bless you all. (◡‿◡✿)

Anywho, as it says in my banner thingy, this isn’t a giveaway so much as it is me buying you stuff, because I ain’t got shit otherwise.  Basically, I’m throwing $150 at you to spend however the fuck you want, wherever the fuck you want.  I really don’t care what you buy.  Clothes, cosplay shit, action figures, commissions, pizza, dildos, I REALLY DON’T CARE.  Also, I will personally handle shipping, so if you wanna buy something for $8 and shipping is $60, you will still have $142 to spend, although I swear to god if you do something like that I will punch you right back into the middle ages.  ALTERNATIVELY, if you for some reason want to use that $150 for really personal things, like idk, bills or savings?? I will just send you it via paypal or somethin I dunno.  And if you don’t have paypal then so help me god we will use fucking snail-mail or some shit.

Also international stuff doesn’t really matter because I will be just putting your address in the “send to” thing, so, yeah.  But if for some reason it does come up, I got it covered, unless it’s really confusing, in which case I may hit you up for some explanations or something.

OKAY SO NOW THAT THAT’S OUTTA THE WAY here are some rules:

• One like and one reblog!!  Because it doesn’t matter how many times you reblog anyways so why would you reblog it like a million times.  That’s just inconsiderate, you giant ass.
• No side blogs!!  I will fuck you up.
• You don’t have to be following me to win.  But if you were following me before this giveaway, you get an extra $50 to spend, because you were an original special baby. (◡‿◡✿)
• This giveaway will end 3 PM CST on April 30th, for no particular reason other than it seems to be the norm to give a lot of time.  Otherwise I would end it on my birthday (3/31).
• This pretty much goes without saying, but you have to have either your ask or submission box open and you have to be okay with giving me your address.  Literally this will not work if you don’t have both of those things.  Literally.
• The winner has 48 hours to get back to me before I choose another winner.  (If this happens to you, talk to me and give me a really goddamn good excuse and I may slip you some money under the table, WHO THE HELL KNOWS.)
• There will be only one winner, because I am not actually made out of money. I just like to pretend that I am.

SO THERE YOU GO.  If there are any questions or concerns or what have you, just direct them to my ask and we will discuss stuff!!

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desdemonia:

soopaval:

cancerously:

arielislove:

xrosemaidenx:

Full band cover of the Adventure Time song “I’m Just Your Problem”, originally composed by Rebecca Sugar for the character of Marceline, re-done in a radio-friendly gothic metal kind of style. Vocals by Nicole Vaquerano. Guitar solo by Carlos (youtube.com/KarlosRock92).

SO … GOOOOOD.

this is. basically the best thing ever.

I DON’T HAVE A GIF OR EVEN WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LIKE THIS???

Yes.

ohgodhelpiamnotgoodwithname:

Id just like to point out that jack had a double eye injury in a panel exactly three years ago today

kyleehenke:

im not kylee henke

more at 11

clavid:

kobbers:

safetybunny:

Baby otter being tickled

Kobb

eeeeee :3

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redxfolder:

meximeximan:

stalinchristmasspecial:

iamcharlesbingley:

March for Life 2013 = a success. :)

neville longbottom

jesus christ read the books

Lily Potter didn’t have a tough life situation or health issues that would make having or raising a child difficult though.

WHY AM I ADDING TO THIS

Harry was also the result of a consensual, planned consummation of responsible adults

kiggor:

The Scottie Pinwheel

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